I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
Happy Valentines Day REMEMBER LOVE CAN BE LIFE CHANGING
DUE TO PRICE INCREASES ON AMMO DO NOT EXPECT A WARNING SHOT
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.. Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized the same day. Leviticus 20:13 - "If a man lays with another man he should be stoned."
Smoking Pot can Lead to.. ..UM.. Ahhh.. I Forget..
I DON'T LIKE MORNING PEOPLE OR MORNINGS.. OR PEOPLE
I DON'T ALWAYS DO HOUSE WORK BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE MY WIFE KNOWS ABOUT IT
LINDSAY LOHAN Y U NO LIKE GYPSY?
Ineptocracy
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
CHILDREN WITH BLACK EYES THAT'S LIFE ALTERING
NO MORE NIGHT SHIFT
DNA RESULTS CONFIRM BIGFOOT DOES EXIST LITTLEFOOT WANTED FOR QUESTIONING.
ALL THE WARNINGS ABOUT GRAPEFRUIT AND MEDICATIONS I THINK IM SAFE
Raise Taxes for the Rich? Go ahead we own the Banks
FACEBOOK Y U NO SHOW US AN UNFILTERED FEED OF EVERYTHING?
WHY CAN'T CYBER MONDAY BE A HOLIDAY ?
CALL ME FATBUT WHY THE FUCKIS EVERYTHING SHRINKING IN THE GROCERY STORESBUT US?
Chocolate Sucks..
u NO tHANKSGIVIN
GOES TO ANCESTRY.COM INSTEAD OF MATCH.COM
African American Repellent
Ohh, Fuck You All and Your Happiness
Drunk Baby Alright Who dropped the Roach
Friggin Stuffed
Emit is Time Backwards
The Overly Attached Girlfriend's Grandfather
Dinner and a Show Meme
What do You Mean I was Fixed
Went to the Mall Meme
I only Love 'Em When Their in a Binder
Girls Freak Out
Common Sense
Sweet little Lady
The Happy Train
No Man
Meme apologize
Have you Seen my Binders Meme
I'm in position
It's behind me isn't it..
When you call us bitches
Stay Strong
Obama Don't worry Kid
Red Bull gives you Wings
Dude what happened to you Meme
Obama Mother Of God